for hire.

The following is what I do in my spare time, when it's the holiday's, and many of my friends have left town.

I highly recommend creating a fictitious resume. In those moments of boredom, make one of these, instead of privately stalking a practical stranger via facebook. The resume will have a more positive effect on your morale, and your inner creative spirit.

And though I sat down to do this as a joke to a friend, it was actually a fun writing exercise, which is why I decided to share it with you, dear readers.

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